You remember getting Halloween candy, and some of the wrappers had these god-awful jokes? I’m looking for the most miserable, groan-worthy Halloween pun in existence. A joke that would force the makers of Laffy Taffy to place labels on their candy: “Warning, puns may be letal.”

Prefer if they’re short (it’s gotta fit onto a candy wrapper,) and they’re kept to question-and-answer puns. No “Three vampires walked into a bar…” stuff. See here for some stupid examples.

Can’t guarantee I’ll use every joke I get, but if I do use yours I’ll be happy to credit you. Send me an email, post on the message board, or comment here if you DARE.