Oh Kevin. Why must you live on the same block as the South Bend Shovel Slayer?

Say what you will about Home Alone, but it sure nails the childhood fears head-on. I don’t think any kid likes being in the same basement as a monster furnace rumbling to life. Same goes with the spooky old neighbor on the block. Sure he turns out to be a good guy, but that creepy dead-eye stare would give Joe Pesci nightmares.